It would be fun to be a life sciences teacher. Parent’s would get all uppity about evolution and how you need to teach creationism right? So you could just set aside a week out of the year to teach mythology. Then teach every single creation myth side by side pointing out that these are the competing theories. Then the following couple of weeks go back to evolution and do little experiments with fruit flies or something and be all “lol, hey this theory I can actually back up in class”. Then the kids know a little more about mythology + the FSM. You could even have a pirate party.