Dis our feet I don’t remember taking this one?
My fav boys with weapons in hand, ready for battle
My friends
- Friend 1: omg! He literally JUST told you that was a tazer!
- Friend 2: yeah, I know. I wanted to know how it worked.
- Friend 1: ......... so how much does your hand hurt?
waking up to cuddles and spanks
then cooking breakfast together to ozzy
is a good way to start your saturday
Happy birthday bb #dethcola
Happy birthday weirdo #dethcola
- dethcola: releasing dementors onto the hogwarts grounds to catch sirius is like if a school hired a private military company made up entirely of wolves with AK47s strapped to their backs to hunt a random uncle in a custody battle
dethcola
you tell that man you want a cupcake
that man will get you a damn cupcake
Cupcake troll strikes again #sprinkles#lemon#coffee#smores
Found this in my Health Book. That is an impressive penis…
this bears a very creepy resemblance to something dethcola would have drawn…
(via jadeitegoddess)
Source: therorasaurus
i want to kiss your neck and cuddle and do cute stuff and then i want you to fuck me against a shower wall ｡◕‿◕｡
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Source: analprolapsing
In case you went ten minutes without being reminded that our lives are basically always being covered in dogs #lab#pitbull#dogs#dethcola#lapdog
#pitbull#family#dethcola#love
If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
*lounges seductively with boxsets and takeaway menus*
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Source: gn4rwolves
cupcakes, art, feminism, metal, puppies,comics, atheism, and cartoons
