OK let’s get something straight.

religiousragings:

goddamntoothbrush:

miranda-feels-special:

Whenever you put Chuck Norris in a hypothetical fight with ANYONE, Chuck Norris wins by default. My friend was trying to argue that Batman could beat Chuck Norris in a fight. And, while I do think Batman is fucking awesome, Chuck Norris would still win because he’s fucking Chuck Norris. It doesn’t matter if you don’t agree because you’ll be dead soon anyways. 

I used to think like you.

Then I encountered Rory Williams.

Chuck Norris is a conservative religious douche-bag.  He would have got his ass kicked so hard by his atheist trainer Bruce Lee that he’d never find it again.

yea seriously, bruce lee would have beaten him to a pulp, and batman would have put lame-ass norris in his place as well

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    omfg lunchtime
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    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the Rory Williams comment
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  7. xpapergirl-burntheworldx reblogged this from skepticalavenger and added:
    ^^
  8. nautilo reblogged this from skepticalavenger and added:
    yea seriously, bruce lee would have beaten him to a pulp, and batman would have put lame-ass norris in his place as well
  9. darthshadow reblogged this from skepticalavenger and added:
    He would also get his ass kicked by the Progressive President Theodore Roosevelt, who made being a straight up badass a...
  10. skepticalavenger reblogged this from goddamntoothbrush and added:
    Chuck Norris is a conservative religious douche-bag. He would have got his ass kicked so hard by his atheist trainer...
  11. goddamntoothbrush reblogged this from punctualcucumber and added:
    I used to think like you. Then I encountered Rory Williams.
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