OK let’s get something straight.
Whenever you put Chuck Norris in a hypothetical fight with ANYONE, Chuck Norris wins by default. My friend was trying to argue that Batman could beat Chuck Norris in a fight. And, while I do think Batman is fucking awesome, Chuck Norris would still win because he’s fucking Chuck Norris. It doesn’t matter if you don’t agree because you’ll be dead soon anyways.
I used to think like you.
Then I encountered Rory Williams.
Chuck Norris is a conservative religious douche-bag. He would have got his ass kicked so hard by his atheist trainer Bruce Lee that he’d never find it again.
yea seriously, bruce lee would have beaten him to a pulp, and batman would have put lame-ass norris in his place as well
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