so I took out my septum and dressed like a normal person because the syllabus of the class I’m trying to add declares that the professor is a christian and if she fucking cares enough to put that on the syllabus…well…she’s probably really, really christian we don’t want her thinking I’m the devil do we now? fuck everything.
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
Me: Nine and three quarters
ihopericksantorum: I hope that on April 1st Rick Santorum announces that his entire campaign was just a big joke and that everyone got fooled and we’ll all have a nice laugh about the whole thing and forget that he was ever seriously considered as a candidate.